The Bear and Pitchfork Jan 21

sorry i took a week off I've been working!

The Bear

I finally watched The Bear after they won a bunch of awards. It was entertaining, and I famously love when Chicago is mentioned, but it was not sweeping at the award shows worthy. Why would Jeremy Allen White and the Bear win over Bill Hader and Barry? GET REAL! Bill Hader put his heart and soul into Barry. A beautiful dark comedy. All Jeremy Allen White does is yell in the show. The first season of The Bear they didn’t take any risks! I find it confusing why the show is so universally acclaimed. Maybe because it's so fast-paced for the current audience's attention span. But it’s lame! I'm so sick of shows only having 10 episodes a season. What happened to 20 episode seasons and building a strong character arc? Also, I don't like it when they always say, Chef, like I got it the first time. I asked my friend who works in a restaurant, and she said it's not realistic to always say chief.

Duolingo and AI

I am right again about Duolingo sucking.

Selena Gomez

I like her im not sure why everyone doesn’t like her. She is super relatable and I love her in Only Murders in The Building. Her announcing that she’s going to take a social media break every month is funny. I sense the tides will turn on her real soon. I hope her and Justin Bieber get back together, but I like Hailey, too. I guess maybe I'm indifferent.

Curb Your Enthusiam’s Last Season

I really doubt it’s going to be the last season.

The Chairs at Schubas

I love Schubas. This is no shade, but it is my ethical duty as a Journalist to report injustice when I see it. I was recently at a comedy show at Schubas (not saying which, no free press), and man, this chair was so uncomfortable! Could you guys not buy chairs with a cushion? Comedy shows last like an hour and half.

Social Media

I’m starting to think social media is bad for you like everyone says. I'm trying to stay off, but then I end up playing a bunch of Fortnite. Anyone got tips?

Sara Paulson and Kristin Wiig

Why does no one ever acknowledge they LOOK EXACTLY LIKE.

Music

I have no idea what the cool hip and upcoming music is. Can someone tell me? I like stuff that sounds like Snail Mail and Soccer Mommy.

Pitchfork and GQ Combining.

What? What does that even mean?

Saltburn (AGAIN)

I find myself getting madder and madder each time I hear about Saltburn. MAKE IT STOP. Rumors are swirling about Oscar nominations. NO NO