Male Actors Duolingo ect Jan 7
Sorry i didn't do a paid content blog this week I was busy. Hope you can forgive me.
Jobs
I finally got a job. Not saying where though. Somewhere kooky.
Jacob Eldori
I don’t like him. I am not sexually attracted to him. I am not even platonically attracted to him. I dont like it when men are over 5’10, it’s weird and freaks me out.
Barry Keoghan
I don’t like him. I am not sexually attracted to him. I am not even platonically attracted to him. It makes sense he was in Dunkirk. That movie was so boring. I hated every single one of the men in the movie. It even caused me to hate Harry Styles for a while. But I’ve come around and realized he’s awesome. I can’t lie he makes good music.
Duolingo
I’m so sick of the constant you’re going to lose your streak notifications. I DONT CARE!!!! The owl freaking pisses me off. Has anyone ever gotten fluent from Duolingo alone? My Grandma and Grandpa both knew five different languages and they never used Duolingo once! It’s so beautiful they could do that but I can’t even figure out the grammar of English.
If you have a library card you can get this even better language app called Mango.
https://learn.mangolanguages.com/login?gymToken=ygjJuB0a5epq_8ELKJRdHg
Gypsy Rose
Shes really starting to piss me off. It has appeared Gypsy Rose likes being in the spotlight. I was wrong about that in the last issue. I still dont really care for her. It’s sad what happened to her though.
Blind Items
A local bald famous 90’s rocker goes to Goodwill buys a bunch of records and then upsells them at his coffee shop.
The word Goon
What does it even mean? It doesn’t even sound that funny. Memes are dying.
Nikki’s Thoughts on the Culture
I’m really enjoying that meme that’s like “Died ____ year. Born ____ (same year). Welcome back ____.” And I’m thinking about making one? I think one of the best meme formats to date.
(disregard the New York part this is a CHICAGO blog)
Stanley Cup
Why are they so popular? They look so hard to travel. Water bottles’ most important use is for traveling. They are too big and look like they spill.
😭