I was dressed for success But success it never comes

10/8/24

I know I say this every time I come on here. I’m sorry for abandoning you once again. This time things are really going to change. I’m going to try to make this a daily newsletter. Ive been waiting three weeks for my job to start and I’m starting to get scared. I’m going to follow my dreams of being a substack writer, a podcaster or having a fake email job( if you have any leads let me know), Whatever comes first. I am strapped for cash I am e begging now!!!! Please consider subscribing or Venmoing me (@meg__memes). Now that is out of the way let’s get this party started.

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Longlegs

The first twenty minutes I was super into it but then my mom called me to say our dog Rocky swallowed corn on the cob and had emergency surgery, which changed my vibe and then the movie started pissing me off. I love Maika Monroe I thought she was fantastic in It Follows but I was really disappointed in her performance in this role. The whole movie honestly pissed me off. Like oh a satanic cult and an fbi agent that shows no emotion whoop de do.

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Social Media

My life really started turning around when I deactivated my social media. My anxiety started getting way better. I had to reactive my Twitter because it’ll delete in 30 days if I don’t. But honestly I love Twitter it’s so funny on there!! I can leave my Instagram deactivated as long as I want sometimes I think I’m too old to make memes. I don’t even have any ideas anymore. I might reactivate to advertise my blog though.

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Poison Control

I had a bunch of sand in my bathtub and when I googled how to get rid of it there was no good advice. So I wiped some Clorox and it didn’t do anything. Then 30 minutes later I poured vinegar on it and then I thought oh wait is this safe. So I searched Reddit and every single thread said YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. I got so scared and called poison control and all they did was laugh and asked how old I was.

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Julian Casablancas on a Brat Remix

What the hell…..