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I don't think I am a good writer but Jon Carlo says that doesn't matter. These are my thoughts on the culture as of 7/27/23.
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Pitchfork
Snail Mail got rained out.
A lot of people asking me what my job is, and me responding, “Barista on leave, but I’m trying to get my Foxtrot job back.”
King Krule walking down the stairs is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen. I will never listen to his music again. Also, he didn’t even play baby blue.
Don’t go to Soho House. They are mean to you if you wear fake Forever 21 jewelry and play Spongebob music.
Regal North Parking Garage
According to Carol M., 26, of Chicago, and a lot of other people, Regal North Parking Garage is running a scam.
“I will FIGHT THEM MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY. We should put up signs outside the garage. That say CUCK ASS GARAGE SIMP SCAMMERS THEY WILL KILL YOU,” - Carol M.
“Okay send me $80 Meg. Meg I’m not afraid to beat your ass. Everyone else might be too scared but I’m not,” - Carol M.
UFOS???
I told my mother that there are UFOS, and she said I already knew that. Then she made me watch an unsolved mystery episode about a town that sees a UFO, and many kids end up on there tied up. I made her turn it off. I didn’t get it; it happened like 50 years ago. If their story were relevant, I would’ve already heard about it. But the UFO stuff has me thinking about the movie, Arrival (2016). Now that is a beautiful movie!
I imagine myself as Amy Adams’ character. I think I could get the aliens to talk to me. They’d either love me or love to hate me, but I would def make a good impression on them. I only knew of Jeremy Renner from his failed app, but he is quite nice with it.
Big Thief?
hahah
Stranger Ranger
I don’t understand the whole concept. They were a Philly emo DIY band, and now they’re a pop dimes square band? Too confusing for a simpleton like me, but I heard this album is good.
The tweet that shocked Chicago
You know, I kind of agree with him. New York has like a bunch of cool people. LA has Addison Rae. What do we have? What have we done for culture in the last few years? I am not sure. But we do have a lot of fun here.
I am adding this 30 minutes after writing the above nevermind we have Lori Lightfoot.
The Girls by Emma Cline
According to Good Reads, I finished it exactly 2 hours and 30 minutes ago. Very mid I gave it three stars on Good Reads, but rating stuff out of 5 is hard. It’s about a teenage girl in the 60s who joins a fictionalized version of the Mason family cult because of a hot girl in it. The main character’s whole thing was I am a girl; my life is about being a girl; I care about what guys think of me. Also, I am lesbian for a serial killer. It’s not 2018 anymore; you’re not special for being a girl! While reading it, I wondered if I would ever join a cult. The answer is no, I am too lazy.
Ariana Grande is a lying man stealing whore
I haven't decided if I find this gossip interesting yet or not. Ariana Grande lost her appeal to me when she and Pete Davidson broke up. I guess it’s objectively funny she’s dating a guy in a Spongebob musical with weird teeth, besides that ehh. The guy’s wife had the world watching and could’ve made a really powerful statement, but instead, she said Ariana is not a girl’s girl. Once again, being a girl doesn't make you special. She should've sunk as low as possible and called her a lying man-stealing whore.
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