April 4th The Shards Playstations and other culture
sorry i have not posted in months i had personal problems since im trying not to overshare anymore i wont be saying what
The Shards
WOW WOW WOW! A fantastic book. My only complaint is it was way too long. The Shards is an autofiction book by Bret Easton Ellis, who was recently in the news because his crack-addicted twink boyfriend stole his Twitter account and was posting obscene stuff. Anyways, it’s a great homoerotic murder mystery. Everyone should read it. I cant wait for the hbo show.
SPOILERS:
I really felt bad for Robert Mallory I think he was a sweet boy in the wrong place at the wrong time. I dont believe the allegations.
Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoughan
I know before, I was a hater of Barry. But I AM A HUGE FAN OF this couple. I think they are so cute and such a power couple. I mostly think this because Sabrina Carpenter is super hot. I can’t pretend I wasn’t a Sabrina hater during the Drivers Liscene era. I am a human like everyone else I fall for Misogyny. She’s a star! Her music is great. Feather is very catchy. I hope her and Olivia Rodrigo become besties someday.
Advice Column
Dear Meg Memes,
For the last few months, a couple I’m friends with has been pursuing this guy they hang out with, let’s call him Rocky. I have never met Rocky but every week I hear about how sexy he is and how he has politely spurned my friends’ latest advances to get him into bed.
The thing is, Rocky has recently been trying to hit me up on dating apps, almost certainly without knowing who I am or that I’m friends with his would-be lovers. He is actually quite hot… but I don’t want to poison my friendship with drama or resentment even though I’m sooo lonely. What should I do?
Signed,
Distraught Desperado
Dear Distraught Desperado,
Bro fuck the poly couple they have each other!!!! Being lonely is the WORSE!!!!! He’s hot give it a shot!
Love,
Meg Memes
Playstation 5
I got a PlayStation 5 so I can play Persona 3 Reload. Wow! What a powerful piece of technology. When you hold the controller in your hand you can really feel the quality I held an xbox controller the other day and it felt cheap!!! I wish I could play games in bed though. I love the PlayStation plus selection too so many good games!!!!
The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad
Saw this a few days ago not a big fan. Shocking OJ is in it!
Broken Nose
That will be for next week’s newsletter. I'm going back to my normal schedule of Sunday culture and Wednesday paid oped.