9/14/23
My b. There was no culture for a week, then i got covid and then i was trying to have no thoughts but im back! My friend told me this is great satire this is not satire! These are my real thoughts.
Timothee Chalmet and Kylie Jenner
I like them together! They seem happy! I don’t really think about the Kardashians but I do think about Timothee Chalmet. I used to like him until he ruined Bones and All. I don’t know what everyone is so upset about. They could be our generation Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (without the abuse).
Robocop
I thought this movie was going to be a feel-good comedy because they always talk about it in Sitcoms. It was very entertaining though! 5/5 stars a must-watch! A little too violent though.
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
BORING! Everyone hypes this show so much so I was so excited to watch! These women were offensive and boring! 1/5 stars
Advice Column
Dear Meg,
I have a problem. I have a friend who runs a substack that's very similar to yours, and I am so blown away by her writing and her accomplishments as an internet personality that I feel a bit intimidated by her sometimes. I want to develop a closer friendship, but sometimes I worry she'll see me as dumb or boring.
Keep Calm and Carry On,
The Timid Admirer
Dear The Timid Admirer,
Request to play her in sea battle!
Love,
Meg
Dear Meg Memes,
Okay I need advice. What do I do if a random guy I’ve been sleeping with regularly for five years doesn’t respond to my text? I don’t have any real feelings for him but the sex is really good and we have great chemistry. I haven’t heard from him in a while. He was backpacking the Grand Canyon for a week and then he came back a week ago and texted me that he was super horny because he hasn’t gotten off while he was backpacking. So I was like cool let’s hang. No response. Then I texted him again and said r u free tonight? Still no response. A week has gone by. So then I texted him the 2015 Volkswagen jettas online owner manual to throw him off and he still hasn’t responded to that. What do I do? Was the owner manual too weird? Should I send him something else? Also he has a sock fetish.
Let me know! Thanks,
Mommylongsocks69
Dear Mommylongsock69,
Wow! Most likely he got a girlfriend or a new fuckbuddy. If you want to win him back try my tips!
Post your socks on your story
Send him the bitmoji where your hands are making a heart
I don’t really have any other ideas sorry.
Love,
Meg Memes
Hi Meg,
Can I get a job with FBI in 10 years if I have a misdemeanor petty theft charge that was dropped to a pretrial diversion program and expunged later down the line.
- Dirty Mike
Dear Dirty Mike,
You’ll be good! They hire felons of extremely violent crimes all the time at high-end convenience stores!
Love,
Meg Memes
Dear Meg Memes,
I'm writing because I'm deeply concerned about my friend "Fish," who has recently started smoking cigarettes. Fish and I have been close for years, and his newfound habit worries me greatly. He seems dismissive of the risks, and I don't want to see him harm his health. I've tried talking to Fish, but he's defensive about his decision. I want to support him without pushing him away, but I also want him to understand the dangers of smoking. Can you offer advice on how to approach this situation and help Fish reconsider his smoking habit? Any guidance or resources you can provide would be greatly appreciated. Thank you for your help. -
Ashley Concerned.
Dear Ashley Concerned,
Sign his phone number up for daily smoking is bad texts. 1-866-QUIT-YES
He’ll never know it was you.
Love,
Meg Memes
need advice? email memesmeg@gmail.com
Guts by Olivia Rodrigo
I was literally puking my guts out listening to this (because of covid)! I have too many bad memories associated with it I don’t think i’ll be able to listen again.
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
I’ve been playing a lot of Hello Kitty Island Adventure but as of today, i am DONE! All you do is become this cute little creature’s bitch and do things for them. There’s not a lot to do every day besides giving gifts to them. Fun for a few days.