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Advice Column
Dear Meg Memes,
I’m struggling to try to make connections with my coworkers because I keep my AirPods in at work all day. It’s not that I dislike them at all, it’s just that without headphones my day goes by so painfully slow. Minutes turn to hours! How do I show my coworkers that I still like and appreciate them despite drowning them out with music all day?
Sincerely,
A Worker with an Earful
Dear a Worker with an Earful,
Lucky for you, I’m an expert in coworkers! I have a few ideas for you! Ask them to start a Spotify shared session, so you guys can all listen to music together. Another good way is finding them all on social media and seeing their interests if they have dogs act like you’re a dog lover if they have kids act like you’re a kid lover etc. Bring up the things they like in conversation so they know you like the same thing. Another good way of bonding with your coworkers is hating on another coworker. Find the weakest link and turn everyone against them. Start a group chat shit talking them.
Love,
Meg Memes
Dear Meg Memes,
I need advice on how to not get attached after sleeping with my coworker. The past few weeks my coworker and I have been seeing each other and sleeping together, although it’s been very exciting, I do not want to get too emotionally invested. I need help on what steps I should take to keep this strictly physical so it doesn’t mess up my work life. How would you approach this situation so that we can keep having sex, staying low-key while not hurting my feelings or expecting anything from him?
Sincerly,
Worker
Dear Worker,
Very simple you just need to sleep with another one of your coworkers or tell HR about your relationship. He’ll feel obligated to date you if they know.
Love,
Meg Memes
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