11/26/23 Rate My Plate exposed
I have a confession. I never had a gift for the 100th subscriber giveaway. I said Jacob Reno won, so I wouldn’t have to get anything. It feels good to get that off of my chest
Rate my Plate Exposed
I know Joe has covid now so I am sorry for what I am about to say. RATE MY PLATE IS RIGGED.
Look at this plate it’s beautiful! A wide variety full of color! Two meats! Two Salads! Those aren’t scalloped potatoes it’s cucumber salad. I added butter to my roll obviously. 7.5??????
What the fuck is this?????? Joe has recently said to me that he wanted to hang with Luke. Obviously this higher rating is Joe bribing Luke to be closer friends with him.
His sister whom he is close with. Docks points for paper plate.
I am not sure who this person is so my apologies to this person. But no comment on paper plate…..
Ian; a man who lives in Canada who Joe sees once a year. No reason to Schmooze Ian.
A Graph made by Sam Aaron. So why was my plate rated so low on this graph? Because me and Joe are close friends and he has no reason to butter me up.
Joe’s comment: “I think the public will decide. To me, your plate looks far worse than the others pictured. Ian’s food looked soooo good but it just wasn’t thanksgiving “
Killers of the Flower Moon
I know this movie was a very serious subject matter so I am sorry for what I am about to say. I ordered chicken tenders at the Regal and they forgot my order 3 times so while I was waiting for 30 minutes missing the first part of the movie . I asked my friend Jack if he had any weed and he said had a 10 mg edible. I thought 10 mg was not that much. It’s a lot. The second I sat down for the movie I immediately got super high. I could barely open my eyes. I thought about leaving but I couldn’t figure out where the door was so I just sat there. The only time I opened my eyes I would think it’s so funny Robert De Niro and Leonard DiCaprio are father and son in this movie and I would start laughing out loud. When the movie was about to end I finally came down from the high. At the end there’s like some radio play where they describe the entire plot of the movie. Thats when I realized what the movie was about and I started crying. That is so terrible and sad.
editors note: apparently Leo and Robert were uncle and nephew and most scenes Leo called Robert uncle hall.
Hunger Games Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
I had no idea going into this what this was about. I haven’t seen The Hunger Games in years it didn’t make a huge impact on me. I thought this was remake of The Hunger Games as a musical. This was deeply disturbing movie about war and a horrible man. It was not uplifting one bit. Children should not be watching these movies or reading the books. BAN THE BOOKS. Children should be watching South Park and having a giggle.
Tik tok girls fighting
So the first girl in the video says the second girl was trying to hook up with her boyfriend. She added him to her close friends, wore his sweatshirt and brought him a sandwich. I add every single person I know to my close friends. I have too many weirdos replying to my main stories that if I meet someone once and I like their vibe I add them. I would never add someone with the intention of fucking. You should be friends with your friend’s boyfriend. Why wouldn’t you be? Well unless he sucks. If he sucks then just talk so much shit about him till your friend breaks up with him.
Advice Column
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Sam Aarons Interview
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