11/05/23

I'm in expert in culture because when I was a kid my parents accidentally subscribed to Entertainment Weekly and couldn't figure how to cancel it so I read it every week for 10 years.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce

Sports players aren’t real celebrities to me. Hope her next boyfriend is more exciting.

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House Parties

Post lockdown, there has been a drought in house parties. House parties are the best, and we need to bring them back in a big way. If you have a house party in Chicago, invite me. I’ll show up idc if we don’t know each other.

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Advice Column

photo courtesy of Nikki Ramos and AI

Dear Meg Memes,

I have plans next month to meet up with a long-time Twitter crush in another city. I’m a little nervous because while they have achieved some internet notoriety for being hot and funny, I have always languished in obscurity despite my many positive qualities. Does this disparity matter in real life—or could it sink our ship before we have a chance to set sail?

Signed, Lovelorn Lowbie

Dear Lovelorn Lowbie,

NEVER MEET UP WITH ANY FROM TWITTER; THEY WILL DESTROY YOU FROM YOUR CORE.

Love,

Meg Memes

Dear Meg Memes,

What do you do when your passion isn’t feeling like your passion?

- Passionless Penny

Dear Passionless Penny,

I am not sure. Maybe take a break and start up birding!

Love,

Meg Memes

Dear Meg Memes,

I’ve been seeing this girl for a little bit and I’m not sure where to go from here. I met her through a friend and we hung out a few times just as friends then she told me she wanted to date. We’ve been on two dates and I just don’t feel any sort of spark or chemistry. I get the sense that maybe she is guarded and I haven’t really seen the real her but at the same time I feel like there’s no point in continuing with the way things have gone. What do you think I should do?

(editors note this person didn’t give me a fun sign-off name)

Dear Blank,

If you’re down bad, continue to see where things go. It’s never too early to settle. But most likely, you should end things with her because she seems to want something serious without you guys even knowing each other. It’s best not to lead her on.

Love,

Meg Memes

To ask for advice email memesmeg@gmail.com

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Jack Antonoff

I think we need to vibe-shift Jack Antonoff. I can’t even remember why we all hate him. He dated Lena Dunham. Awesome! He co-wrote the only St. Vincent song I know. Awesome! I love Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift, and Clairo. Awesome! He should be a beloved fan favorite. I will disclose it’s fucked up he has a song with Bruce Springsteen. #leavethebossoutofthis

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1989 Prologue

9/11 has happened in Gaylor (that’s a conspiracy theory Taylor Swift is gay) culture. Taylor Swift implied in her 1989 prologue she’s not gay! I am a Gaylor. But do I think she’s actually gay? I don’t know, and I don’t really care. I think there’s totally nothing wrong with speculating about people’s sexuality. I think you should be able to speculate anything about anyone. Speculate if I have a personality disorder or not idc.

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Barbie Movie

I finally saw the Barbie movie. It was pretty and entertaining. My heart goes out to all the mothers out there, especially the hot one I’m mutuals with on Twitter. Im not really sure why couples were breaking up over this movie; nothing really edgy happened.

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I didn’t feel like proof reading so if its something is wrong text me.